Setting: Dorm hallway. 2 male students stand in front of a highly decorated door.
Alex: (to Paul) Check out this door, it's so cool! I should get some more stuff for my door.
Paul: Yeah, it is pretty cool.
Elissa: (walking towards door) Excuse me. (enters room)
Alex: (to Paul) Hey, she was cute!
Paul: Yeah, but she'd never notice you.
Alex: Why do you say that? She seemed cool enough.
Paul: What are you talking about? She's a comp sci major. She doesn't even know guys exist yet.
Alex: Hm, you think so?
Paul: You know how the CS geeks are: they're always sittin' in front of a computer doing something dull. They don't even shower, let alone know how to talk to people. She's not worth your time.
Alex: Yeah, you're probably right. I bet she's in there now watching some anime.
Paul: I bet.
Kristin: (walking towards the same door) S'cuse me.
Paul: (in Kristin's direction) Aw yeah! (to Alex) Now she was good looking!
Alex: Yeah, but she'd walk through you before she'd notice you.
Paul: What do you mean, she looked friendly enough.
Alex: Sure she did, that's because she's a drama major. They've got their own world they live in. It's creepy as anything.
Paul: Oh, yeah, I've seen that. They just hang around in groups and pretend that no one else exists. It's so weird.
Setting: Inside room. Girls are talking.
Elissa: How do I look?
Kristin: You look marvelous dahlink! What's the special occasion?
Elissa: Me and my boyfriend are celebrating our 2 month!
Kristin: Excellent, you must be so excited!
Elissa: Yeah, I am! What are your plans for tonight? Anything exciting planned?
Kristin: No, I wish. I'm helping my friend with his economics assignment.
Elissa: You work too hard, you should give yourself a break.
Kristin: I know, but I like to help people out.
Elissa: Yeah, I know. Hey-- Did you see those two guys out there? A couple of frat boys, ya know?
Kristin: Yeah, I know. They're just trying to look cool. Like they've got a brain in their heads-- both of them combined!
Meanwhile, in the hallway--
Paul:: I can't see how two people like that could stand each other! I bet they're in there right now either not talking to each other, or fighting like mad.
Alex: Yeah, I hear ya. I'd go nuts if I had to live with anyone like that.
Paul: Oh man, I forgot, I've got marching band practice in 5 minutes! I've got to go!
Alex: Yeah, I should go too, I've got some photographs that I want to develop in the darkroom.
Paul: See ya!